Teddy Bear Blog

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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8ump:

8ump:

i’m going into the xD tag wish me luck

(via thevoicecalledcheesecake)

lokis-army-at-221b:

ohlookbenedict:

lokis-army-at-221b:

if someone photoshops Sherlock’s head onto this

i’ll love you 5ever

i can do zat!

BLESS

(via lordofthejohnlock)

wearelosechesters:

when someone likes supernatural

when someone likes supernatural but hates sam

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